What If The GameStop Saga Was An Episode Of Billions?

So I saw a bunch of people discusing the GameStop saga online and were thinking of ways to incorporate it into Billions the popular showtime series created by recurring PMT guest Brian Koppelman. So I thought i coud come up with some ideas of my own for how this storyline could be incorporated into Billions Season 7 and I think weve got some winners here:

-Bobbys kids dont even know what GameStop is because their mothers new Chad boyfriend make's them play sports. Bobby picks them up for weekend visitation and takes them to the mall to teach them about their heritage

-Chuck is trying to investigate reddit but is distracted because since he is a masachist, he hired a hit man to try to follow him around all week trying to kill him. After a few close shaves Wendy gives Chuck a handjob and he calls the contract off after realizing a valuable lesson about perspective

-Bobby convinces a bunch of his wall street friends to short Applebees, then brings his fattest friend to all you can eat riblet night to put them out of business. But the riblets are too delicious and Bobby reverses his position in the stock after tasting them. He goes on IG live w his fat friend, and there absolutely eating so many delicious riblets the stock soars, Bobby gets rich and after losing all their money all his rich friends die of alcoholism 

-On the remergence of 90s nostalgia, Dollar Bill becomes the spokesperson for the reboot of Old Navy tech vests. “Each one comes with a dollar in the pocket” is the marketing ploy- Wendys hamburger stock goes up 5,000% overnite because hundreds of millions of people are spending their dollar on the 99 cent menu and telling the cashier to keep the change.

-A bunch of cool cameos by famous cool attractve normal size people with great facial hair

-Mason gets redpilled and directs the firm to transfer all investments into Calvin peeing on the word “pedophiles” bumper stickers. Gets arrested after Calvins penis is visible on the artwork and its technicaly considered child pornography

-And at the end the entire thing was just because Chucks dad had a beef with GameStop from 22 years ago when they tried to fuck him over by taking advantage of his stockey sickly looking son when they only gave him $4 for his sega saturn, so he shorted them, Bobby found out , started 500 sockpuppet reddit account's to boost the stock and bankrupted him